Saturday 25 April 2009

Socks and Sandals


Despite a previous blog in which I said that if somebody’s appearance offends you, look away, I reserve the right to go back on my word on the subject of wearing socks with sandals. Wearing sandals is a celebration of the summer. When people cannot commit to wearing summer footwear by accessorising with socks, it is offensive to see and cowardly.

Please take the time to see this alarmingly extensive montage of proud “soxers”!

http://www.sandalandsoxer.co.uk/home.htm

This urban dictionary has a few (potentially offensive) definitions of socks and sandals.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=socks+and+sandals

This picture illustrates my personal favourite combination; socks and flip flops. Not only does this look ludicrous, it can’t be comfortable!

Pop Sock Appreciation Society Chairperson, Telford

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